Introductions

I'm determined this time. Really. I've been meaning to get this blog on a roll.

It's about one big party (my life).
It's about cheese (a social experiment).
It's about me being a cheese at parties (my life is a social experiment).


And just to show you how serious I am....


Fromage of the Day: Gruyere
Hometown: Switzerland
Texture: Firm
Milk Source: Cow
Cream Scale: Get me a towel.